Why I am a Packrat...

Confessions of a packrat...

Or It's Not my Fault! Blame the jeans!

:) Well it is true - I have lots of jeans and most of them either don't fit anymore, have stains on them or the one that is too low (durned hiphuggers...more like a**bare-ers.) Anyway...

I am a packrat because I am convinced that practically anything I have could come in handy at some point in the future and furthermore, I am convinced that if I throw it away... as soon as I throw it away, it will be desperately needed all of the sudden. Like magic. Magical Murphy's law that is. Or is that Murphy's oil soap? LOL

I remain a packrat for the same reason the light bulb wont replace itself: we have to _want_ to change. The lightbulb is clearly content to just sit there not-illuminating like some sort of rebellious "I'm on strike" nonsense. Light bulbs of the world unite. Me - I'm content to live in a virtual and literal sea of chaos and constantly lose things bc of it...